The New Paper, 12 May 2010

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    • 90 1 CAUGHT ON CAMERA I CAUGHT ON CAMERA II SLUGFEST: Lovers’ quarrel turns into gongfu-durian fight in Geylang Brute (P) MICA CENTS 70 FARCE He reports her to police after bashing her up PAGE 2 s i I m/< I A N Saimeejumaat 2009 Malayan Raping Association Awards Champion Jockey The
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    • 24 1 OUR WORLD CUP COUNTDOWN BEGINS Why England are the team to beat PAGE 48 SLAPFEST: Teen attacks Siglap Sec girl in lift PAGE 4
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    • 831 2 / 3  -  He floors lover with gongfu kicks REPORT: CHONG SHIN YEN chongsy@sph.com.sg YOU’D think from his aggressive gongfu pose, with feet apart and clenched fists stylishly raised, that he was coming up against a martial arts expert. Or at least another man. But no, he was about to
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    • 451 4 / 5  -  Teen’sabuseofgirl sparks online furore REPORT: LIM WEI LI limweili@sph.com.sg THEvideohasraisedtheireofscoresofnetizens.Butwasitforreal?An enraged teen was filmed attacking a girl dressedinaSiglapSecondarySchooluniform. The teen, in a white singlet, accused the girl of betrayinghimandtellingateacherabouthismisdeeds. Heisshownpushingherheadagainstaliftwall. Whenthegirldeniedhisaccusations,heslappedher and shouted in Malay: “Don’t deny it, I know everything.Whatdoyoutakemefor?” The video, which lasts about 11/2
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    • News Indian Rojak Food Poisoning Case
      • 752 6 / 7  -  Victim whose sister died said she would eat at his new stall REPORT:ELYSA ELYSA CHEN elysac@sph.com.sg HERsisterdiedaftereatingIndianrojakfromhisstall.Her brother’s family also suffered from food poisoningaftereatingfoodfromthesamestall. She and her husband were themselves affected a fewdaysearlier. Butallthat’sinthepastnow. Madam Siti Hamidah said she would still
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      • 477 6 / 7  -  REPORT:HOLIAN-YI HO LIAN-YI lianyi@sph.com.sg –AdditionalreportingbyArulJohn –AdditionalreportingbyArulJohn SHEIKAllaudin Mohideen, 70, the former rojakking, was in court yesterday with a thick wad of notes in his breastpocket. Hewasfacingamaximumfineof$9,000–abigsum fora“small-timebusinessmanwhohasnotworkedina year”,hetoldTheNewPaper. The proprietor of the defunct Indian rojak stall, Rojak Geylang Serai, pleaded for leniency by
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    • 349 12 April *****0 GARYUM npsports@sph. com.sg Ti ~T~ o other newspaper has a better \l game plan to bring you all the 1 spills and thrills of all the major league face-offs for the rest of the year! Our strategy is to give you extensive coverage first thing every morning, and
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  • Global News watch
    • 55 13 UPROOTED: Neuron 2010 (C), a stainless steel work by New York-based artist Roxy Paine, is displayed as part of the 17th Biennale of Sydney exhibition. The work is based on the forms of trees with their roots exposed. The contemporary art exhibition opens today and features more than 440 works
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    • 215 13 EUROPEAN DEBT CRISIS THE International Monetary Fund (IMF) warned yesterday that government debt has hit danger levels and vigorous action will be needed to get them down again. After agreeing to a US$1 trillion (S$1.38 trillion) war chest with other European countries to stave
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    • 94 13 AP MALAYSIA’S government has shelved plans for an undersea power cable linking its part of Borneo to the mainland. Officials made the announcement yesterday. The project has been criticised as unsafe and expensive. The 700km-long cable was supposed to supply surplus power
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    • 101 13 AP MYANMAR’S democracy icon Aung San Suu Kyi has made a final bid for freedom, her lawyers said yesterday. The lawyers have submitted a request to the country’s high court for a special appeal against her house arrest. Ms Suu Kyi,
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    • 93 13 AFP VOLCANIC ash from Iceland caused airports in Morocco, Spain and North Africa to be shut yesterday. The ash from Eyjafjallajokull volcano caused aviation chaos in Eu- rope last month, with thousands of flights cancelled. Yesterday, winds pushed the ash into Turkish
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    • 516 14/15 ‘Was sex consensual That was the hotly debated question in KL court yesterday SODOMY TRIAL OF ANWAR IBRAHIM A DISCREPANCY between the charge faced by Mr Anwar Ibrahim and what the main witness had stated in his testimony was the main focus of the opposition leaderAnwar’ssodomytrialyesterday. Mr Anwar has been
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    • 253 14/15 FOURTHM’SIANOFFICIAL’SCARSTOLENANDFOUND YETanotherMalaysianseniorgovernmentofficer’s car has been stolen and found. But this time, there is a twist to the theft and recovery of a Proton Perdana V6 belonging to the RoyalMalaysianNavy’sassistantchiefofstaff,First Admiral Rosli Idrus. The charred body of a man was found inside the car on Sunday,
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    • 421 16 Worst case of overloadinginM’sia THE minibus could seat only up to 13 children. Yet 36 primary school pupils and their teacher were packed like sardines into the vehicle by a school bus operator in Sungai Petani, Kedah. This was the worst case of
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    • 350 16 A YOUNG woman wanted a divorce after only three days of marriage as her husband had forgotten to buy her the food she had asked for. Another wanted to end the marriage because the spouse forgot to add sugar in the drink. Some couples
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    • 501 17 PHILIPPINE ELECTIONS TWO of the biggest political families in the Philippines are back on the centre stage. Mr Benigno Aquino was set yesterday to become the new Philippine president, pledging to fight corruption after riding on a wave of support fromthe“PeoplePower”movementofhisdemocracy hero parents. The reserved 50-year-old
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    • 330 17 TURMOIL IN BANGKOK THE roadmap for reconciliation in Thailand is in danger of being derailed. This is because the Red Shirts are finding excuses not to end their rallies in Bangkok, a Democrat Party spokesman said. Time is running out, so the
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    • 185 18 Book alleges French leader Sarkozyput VIP on hold for sex with supermodel wife ER...WHEREisthepresident?Isheinameeting?Well, President Nicolas Sarkozy is, hmmm, is busy. He is having sex with his wife.Canyouwait? This juicy insight into the first couple of FrancewasrevealedinabookThePromise: President Obama, Year One by
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    • 204 18 IT WAS a spat watched by about 350,000 viewers live on TV. And it has generated hundreds of complaints from the public. On Monday, Sky News political editor Adam Boulton (above, left) and former Labour Party spin doctor Alastair Campbell (above, right) were discussing
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    • 216 18 AVOID the messy divorce, take my 78 million euro (S$137 million) villa. Italian premier Silvio Berlusconi (below) will part with his villa near Milan as part of his deal with his estranged wife Veronica Lario, reported the Independent. Ms Lario, 53, a former
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  • Page 13 Miscellaneous
    • 13 13 DILBERT SCOTT ADAMS REGIONAL WEATHER KL:Thunderstorms High33˚,Low26˚ Jakarta:Thunderstorms High34˚,Low26˚ Bangkok:Thunderstorms High34˚,Low28˚ Manila:Thunderstorms High34˚,Low29˚
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      46 19 FROM READER MOHAMED KHAIRUL MOHD MOKHTAR BENCHED: This monkey was spotted waiting at a bus stop with commuters at Bukit Panjang Road on Saturday. E-mail pictures to tnpclick@sph.com.sg and tell us where and when they were taken. Please include your full name and contact number.
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    • 330 19 FROM READER NORHISHAM ISNIN World Cup live telecast prices I READ with laughter some of the comments and views regarding the amount charged by the telcos for the live telecast of 64 World Cup football matches. I guess everyone just wants to have a say
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    • 241 19 FROM READER TAN WEE SENG IAMwritingabout“$100okayforjersey,but$70too muchtowatchWorldCup?”(TheNewPaper,May11). I have been an avid soccer fan since the age of eight andafaithfulsubscribertoStarHub’ssportsgroupfor aslongasIcanremember.IfindMissPearlyTan’s arguments in the article unfair and illogical. Firstly, where and how we spend our money has nothing to do with
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    • 298 19 FROM READER ARTHUR LIM IREFERtoyourarticle,“Cabby hauledupforpick-upmixup”,(The New Paper, May 4). Itreportedhowa“lonewoman” flaggedMrTeo’staxiandwhenhe pulledup,anumberof“children” suddenly rushed in. When asked for some form of verification the woman refused, and when faced with a road block, Mr Teo claimed that the woman agreed to take a detour as she
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    • 175 19 FROM READER ROSANAH JAAFAR I AM surprised that despite apparently breaking the LandTransportAuthority’s rules, the woman had the cheek to put in a complaint against the taxi driver. In the first place, she should be thankful that the taxi driver stopped to pick
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    • 216 20 / 21 Mitch“The Dragon”Chilson isnotthe only good-looking fighter here for the inaugural Martial Combat event. The New Paper meets three other gladiators who will have no problems charming the socks off women MMA enthusiasts. OLE ‘IRONFIST’ LAURSEN, 32 Thailand Laursen’smenacing expression saysit all– his opponents fearhim for histalentin
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    • 681 20 / 21  -  Sheintroduced Mitch‘TheDragon’Chilson, S’pore’s rep at upcoming mixed martial arts championship, to Japanese fighting techniques when he was 6 REPORTS:TANKEE TAN KEE YUN keeyunt@sph.com.sg AS THE saying goes, a house is built one brick at a time. Formixedmartialarts(MMA)fighterMitch“The Dragon” Chilson, the bricks that laid the solid foundation
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      • 256 22 / 23  -  REPORT: YAW MIN JIE yminjie@sph.com.sg BEER-LOVERS, here is a reason to rejoice. Beerfest Asia is back. The five-day festival will be held from June 16 to 20 at the Marina Promenade. The event’sspokesman MsLowSeow Yee saidthere will be “300kindsof commercialand
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      • 669 36/37 SouthAfrica’shopecanatonefortwo international defeats in the SIA Cup UNLUCKY South African raider LIZARD’S DESIRE showed yesterday morning that he could be third-time lucky on the international scene. A top candidate in Sunday’s Singapore Airlines International Cup, the Mike de Kock-trained four-year-old looked fit and fresh in
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      • 543 36/37 4 DAYS TO GO ROCKETMAN, the much-vaunted contenderin Sunday’s KrisFlyer International Sprint, issued a strong warning to his rivals yesterday. The Patrick Shaw-trained dual Lion City Cup winner worked with gusto on the Polytrack with race-jockey Robbie Fradd astride. The world’shighest-ratedthree-year-oldcovered 600min35.4sec and the
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      • 501 36/37 TIPS AND COMMENTS BY MEL KAPLAN RACE 1 (1,200m) 1 CANDID GIRL can go one better in this field after running second last time. 2 TSUNAMI BELLE was 2.5 lengths behind CANDID GIRL over this trip and should be right there again. 14
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      • 536 36/37 5:45Race1 MaidenPlate(F&M) 1200M 1 CANDIDGIRL AForbes (3) 58 2 TSUNAMIBELLE MByleveld (7) 58 3 SUGARRUN DLembethe(-4) (17) 58 4 NOTNOWDARLING KZechner (1) 58 5 MYGIRL CTaylor (4) 58 6 TOPEKA SRandolph (14) 58 7 GACHI HGreyling(-4) (11) 58 8 MAKEBA ISturgeon (10) 58 9 CAUGHTNAPPING BJacobson
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      • 698 38 WILLIAMLOW’SKRANJITRACKWORK UNBEATEN superstar BETTER THAN EVER looks a shoo-in in his Singapore Guineas quest on Friday after displaying his track brilliance at Kranji yesterday morning. Ridden by jockey Saimee Jumaat, the Laurie Laxon-trained galloper sprinted 600m in 37.8sec after cantering one round. The going
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      • 634 38  -  TAN THEAN LOON loon@sph.com.sg YIELD UP (far right) caught the eye with his winning trial at Kranji yesterday morning. The Patrick Shaw-trained, chestnut four-year-old, Argentine-bred produced a scintillating burst of speed to take the fourth of six trials
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      • 1025 39 RACE 1 (1,200m) Winning Ahead (8) has been extremely hard to fault after a return to blinkers for a game course-and-distance second behind Feel-So-Good before straight wins. He remains an each-way fancy, despite a replacement rider. Treasurable (7) mixes form, but did place earlier in the
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    • Sports Badminton
      • 354 40  -  JAMES WONG npsports@sph.com.sg DEFENDING champions China got the short end of the stick at the draw for the Thomas Cup quarter-finals last night. China, fresh from downing South Korea 4 -1 in their Group A tie last night, will again face the tournament dark horses in
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      • 527 40  -  GOLF GODFREY ROBERT npsports@sph.com.sg AT THE age of 46, he still maintains his No. 3 spot in the Singapore Professional Golfers Association (SPGA) ranking list. And for the player whose focus is teaching and not playing, this is not a healthy situation with local
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      • 156 40 AP TIGER Woods’ longtime swing coach resigned on Monday night, leaving the world’s No. 1 player without one of his top advisers as he tries to rebuild his game. Hank Haney, Woods’ swing coach since 2004, said in a statement to the Golf Channel that
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      • 128 40 Bernama MALAYSIA’S badminton team captain Datuk Lee Chong Wei has appealed to local badminton fans watching the Thomas Cup tournament at the Putra Stadium in Bukit Jalil to be more sporting by not jeering at the losing Malaysian players. “Nobody wants to lose. But there are
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    • S-LEAGUE
      • 554 41  -  Tampines Rovers 3 (Akihiro Nakamura 17, Aleksandar Duric 35, 78) AlbirexNiigata0 SAZALI ABDUL AZIZ npsports@sph.com.sg A STUNNING goal by Tampines Rovers’ Akihiro Nakamura set the league leaders on their way to a comfortable 3-0 victory over Albirex Niigata last night. The 32-year-old Japanese midfielder, who
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    • Sports Schools Scene
      • 639 42  -  Rafflesians fail to stop Meridians from reaching yet another NationalSchools‘A’ Division football final ‘A’DIVISION FOOTBALLSEMI-FINAL RAFFLES INSTITUTION (JC)0 MERIDIAN JC1 (Khairul Azmi 38) TSANG WING HAN npsports@sph.com.sg ONE CHANCE, one goal, one winner. It was perhaps the only clear-cut chance in the match
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      • 168 42  -  TSANG WING HAN THE NO. 10 jersey is usually donned by a team’s outstanding attacking player. And Meridian Junior College striker Khairul Azmi lived up to the tag by netting the winner which sent his team into the football final of the National Schools ‘A’DivisionattheexpenseofRaffles Institution
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    • Sports Football
      • 523 43  -  ANDYPENDERS takes you around the world one last timeforaround-upoftheseason’sbestfootballers ANDY PENDERS npsports@sph.com.sg The writer is a presenter for ESPN’sTigerWorldofFootball WE HAVE had the opportunity to examine the finest footballers on the planet throughout the season.. Having followed all of the leagues closely, I have put together
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      • 581 43  -  IAIN MACINTOSH npsports@sph.com.sg BOLTON FOR BOLTON’S supporters, the greatest moment of the season wasn’t escaping the clutches of relegation, it was the sacking of Gary Megson. He oversaw a period of drab football that proved to be effective enough only to stave off the drop. In his
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    • Sports Europa League Final
      • 247 44/45  -  ATLETICO MADRID v FULHAM (Tomorrow morning, 3am, SingTel mio TV, Ch 61) IAIN MACINTOSH npsports@sph.com.sg REPORTING FROM THE UK IF ROY Hodgson was in any doubt as to the magnitude of his achievements this season, his fellow managers clarified matters on Monday night. At the annual
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      • 147 44/45  -  IAIN MACINTOSH I’DIMAGINE that the words of Sergio Aguero will play a major part. The Atletico Madrid striker poured scorn on Fulham’s chances tomorrow morning, labelling them an“inferiorclub.” You can bet that Roy Hodgson (right) will be drawing on that in an effort to
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        130 44/45 PA Sport BOBBYZAMORA v TOMAS UJFALUSI ZAMORA has been in sensational form this season, proving a brilliant target man capable of scoring from long range. Veteran defender Ujfalusi may have seen better days but the former Czech captain is a dogged defender who can fill in at right-back.
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      • 604 44/45 PA Sport EVENskipperDannyMurphyshakeshisheadindisbeliefatFulham’sextraordi-narymarchtotheEuropaLeaguefinal. Acompetitioninitiallyviewedasanovelty that became a nuisance as injuries mounted hasprovidedthe clubwith the biggest match inits131-yearhistory. Over nine months, 32,000 kilometres and 18 games have passed since Fulham set off last July on an epic journey that has taken themtotheextremityofthecontinent. Their heroics in humbling heavyweights
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      • 432 44/45 PA Sport HE MAY have failed to set the world alight at Manchester United, but Diego Forlan could well be the man to extinguish any lingering hopes of European glory for an English team this season. Having crushed Liverpool’s dreams in the semi-finals, the Uruguay striker
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    • WORLD CUP 2010 30 DAYS TO GO
      • 592 46  -  PedroPinto,CNN’ssportsanchorwhowillbe headingthenetwork’scoverageinSouthAfrica, will write a weekly column for The New Paper. Today he talks about Didier Drogba. PEDRO PINTO npsports@sph.com.sg ThewriterisCNN’ssportsanchor DYNAMITE. Every great player needs a nickname, and this is the one I am picking for the formidable Chelsea and Ivory Coast striker Didier
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      • 791 47  -  IAIN MACINTOSH npsports@sph.com.sg REPORTING FROM THE UK FABIO Capello has achieved much in his short time as England manager. He has imposed discipline and structure on a team which was as slack as it was formless. He has enforced a new code of behaviour on his players
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      • 485 48/49  -  DomostofEngland’stoughestWorldCuprivalsnothavethesix‘top’playersas ChelseamanagerCarloAncelottisuggested?GARYLIMlistshis‘top’playersfrom fiveofEngland’sstrongestrivals,andisconvincedthatEnglandarestilltopdogs. GARY LIM, OUR WORLD CUP MAN, SAYS... GARY LIM HERE’SWHY: HIGHLY-RATED, but always choking when it comes to the crunch. This can be said of England at almost every World Cup since their one and only triumph in 1966. England fans seldom
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      • 609 48/49 SPAIN Joan Capdevila (Defender, Villarreal) Xabi Alonso (Midfielder, Real Madrid) Andres Iniesta (M, Barcelona) Xavi (M, Barcelona) Fernando Torres (Striker, Liverpool) David Villa (S, Valencia) FOR some, the Euro08 champions are the strongest side in the tournament. Theyhaveasquad to matchEngland’s, that’s for sure. In fact, Cesc
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    • 38 50 THERE will be 30 referees at the World Cup. They’ll come from 28 countries. The list includes Martin Hansson, the Swede who missed Thierry Henry’s handball against Ireland. PICTURES: ACTION IMAGES
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    • 543 50  -  IAIN MACINTOSH YOUR ENGLISH KAKI npsports@sph.com.sg THANK God that someone at the Football Association has kept his eye on the ball. The move to force the postponement of the controversial “Capello Index’’ until after the World Cup might just be the greatest achievement of the
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    • ONTV
      • 101 51 LIVE TELECASTS AFC CHAMPIONS LEAGUE Today: KASHIMAANTLERS v POHANGSTEELERS StarHub TV Ch 273,5.55pm S-LEAGUE Today: SENGKANG vETOILE StarHub TV Ch 201 222,7.25pm Friday: TAMPINES vGOMBAK StarHub TV Ch 201 222 and MediaCorp Ch 5,7.25pm CHAMPIONSHIP (Play-offs Semi-final, 2nd leg) Tomorrow: CARDIFF v LEICESTER StarHub TV Ch 218,2.40am (First leg:
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      • 18 51 MADRID OPEN Today: 2ND ROUND StarHub TV Ch 202, 8pm Tomorrow: LAST 16 StarHub TV Ch 202,8pm
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      • 21 51 OPENCALLA MILLOR MALLORCA Tomorrow: DAY 1 StarHub TV Ch 213,9.45pm VALERO TEXAS OPEN Friday: DAY 1 StarHub TV Ch 213,3.15am
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      • 27 51 MONACO GP Saturday: QUALIFYING StarHub TV Ch 273,7.50pm Sunday: PREVIEW StarHub TV Ch 273,7pm RACE STARTS StarHub TV Ch 273,7.45pm CHEQUERED FLAG StarHub TV Ch 273,9.45pm
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        742 51 EVENTS /FIXTURES LOCAL EVENTS MARTIAL ARTS What: Muay Boran Demo and Seminar When: Friday, 6.30pm to 9.30pm Where: Fightworks Asia, 1018 East Coast Parkway MUAY Boran is the unarmed martial arts of Thailand prior to the introduction of modern equipment and rules. It is the ancestor of modern
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    • 32 50 GARY LIM: England the team to beat. Page 48 PEDRO PINTO: The first weekly World Cup column fromCNN’Ssportsanchor. Page 46 EUROPA LEAGUE FINAL: Everyone's backing Fulham, says Your English Kaki. PAGE 44
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