Malayan Saturday Post, 26 May 1928

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  • 31 1 The Malayan Saturday Post ILLUSTRATED MALAKi4'3 LEADING PICTURE PAPER. PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY VOL. V. NO, 19 MAY 26. 1928. E9E9 i^^ B O/^ The Malayan Saturday Post ILLUSTRATED MAY 26. 1928
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    • 128 1 Every Dealer •eUt and recommends Tyre* of the Dunlop range* By Special Appointment I I To His Majesty <K2K- The Kin 9 of Siam I DIAMOND BRACELETS 9 EXCLUSIVE PATTERNS. fi ik'tfffMjj SOLE IMPORTERS FOR MALAYA ¥\/jt^Kn\ ;[iW SIME DARBY Co:, Ltd. V^5^S \^O&? SINGAPORE A F. M. S. 1
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    • 543 2 I ~BIBBY LINE. I HENDERSON LINE. g-^-jaaararau. 1 wfch through connection from Siiyapon md Penang. I e Wl HOMEWARD 8AILING8 I SCHEDULE OP SA^GS pptwkFN Gloucestershire June 14 Herefordshire Sept. ac I *Y FOKTNIGHTLY PASSENGER STEAMERS BETWWin Oxfordshire June 28 Gloucestershire Opt. 4 I RANGOON. MARSEILLES AND ENGLAND. Lancashire July
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  • 574 3 Stockings wue invented m the eleventh century. Hut it was not until we were well into tile twentieth that we got the full benefit of them. "She's always naming somebody down." "Really Motor or Gossip?" There's a saying both witty and sage, We accept it without a
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    • 278 3 CHEMICALS PATENT MEDICINES REDUCED IN PRICE GIVE US A TRIAL ORDER. WE ASSURE YOU SATISFACTION Please write for our price Hit SINCERE DISPENSARY LTD. 48-2, HILL STREET, SINGAPORE WHERE TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED 1 GO TO 8. PUNTING. 54, Victoria Street, SINGAPORE. Td No. 3981... Tel. No. BMI ♦ft t THE
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    • 88 4 a KLOSTER! M BEER I £H| The World's K3^^9 Obtainable from i all dealers I I I Katz Brothers, Ltd. I t Sole Agents l^^^^^fe THAT'S A 'ELL *P 9 will 0F A WAV T0 '^T'^l'-M TREAT A LADY. KXOv &r:m^^m A TRiUMFH fIEOVE fILL I- M%f|PfL OTHER TRIUMPHS-THE 4&&&
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    • 89 4 T SOMETHING NEW 1 I f h^b^v .^^^^R^RlR^RSb II K^^Sk^l VI i ji^fl^^^H^^F \1 iv P/ ID L i I J^tf J^e^r/ Jenjperance 7) rink f < i THE LANCET referring to Kola stated: 1* "It occupies a position between cocoa and tea, containing the i nutritive properties of the
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    64 6 1928 Chevrolet Tojring Car 5 Passenger. 1928 Chevrolet Sedan 5 Passenger. 1928 Chevrolet Front Wheel Brakes fitted to Artillery Wheel. The Dromedary m Alkaff Gardens, Serangoon Read. Photograph taken at a farewell function given m honour of Mr. G. Hawkins, M.C S.. Secretary to Resident Pahang by the Secretariat Staff
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    • 134 7 S CARLSBERG BEER m THE BEST. iJjMI Obtainable from all dealers |^^9| an(l by the case from I^l The East Asiatic Co., Ltd. B^P SINGAPORE. Sole Importers Parker Desk Sets E*i«lppe4 with Parker Du#f #ld Pens (As low as Ysbj am Lajr thii Pen Down sjW tbs Fsinc Won't Dl
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    • 118 7 J^K^/\] 1 WEAKNESS, X- r- DEBILITY ANiEMIA DESCHIENS' Syrup of Haemoglobin Already 30.000 Doctors throughout the world have agreed that this radical remedy ALWAYS CURES, and gives health and strength. Far better than serums, raw meat, Medicated wines, ttc OBTAIMABUI FROM khL LEADEN© PItPBNBAJLIM I Do not confuse J^. 1
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    • 57 7 1 EVERY THING DE LUXE SILK AND SATIN EMBROIDERIES. Cushion covers j Table-cloths and Bedspreads Panels and Tableaux LINEN EMBROIDERIES. Tea-set and Dinner-set Tea-cloths and Serviettes Bedspreads. VENETIAN LACES. Mats and Doylies Tea-sets and Centers Motifs GUARANTEED All handmade m TONKIN (Indochina) GREAT VALUE AT LOWEST PRICES GOHPTOIR SAIGONNAIS De
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  • 5085 8  -  E. PHILLIPS OPPENHEIM Author of The Double Four The Mischief Maker," &c. CHAPTER HI \h Poky pointed to an ea») ch«ir. M.iiaton, however, did no< ai onci ,H,n<l to In- -.Mm. of invitation H< u;,s standing ten- and silent, with luad upraised, listenin Prom the itrcd outsick
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    • 159 8 and R- Ov p j\ n £ver Bef o of% f I (at Singapore) Proved the vital new features of the power-plant that Tourer t,595 make the new Chevrolet more than ever leader of the low-price Sedan 1,795 field. Improved valve-in-head motor, new alloy invar-strut I Commercial Cars pistons, Thermostat
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    • 173 9 The Daily Round Wincarnis lightens HT^HE old alchemists spent their lives JL m trying to discover the elixir of life, known as the elixir vitae. This was expected to give eternal life to anyone who consumed it. Wincarnis cannot give -mmortality, but by strengthening the nerve tissues and improving the
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    • 90 10 [I 1 1 N\"S| a!I dft. 1 Bl II l W//m/ -Seauty has long been an «\y 'MM/ attribute of Buick, but 7 W///// ir remained for Buick .a\N Ik li beauty to its climax- P I built on a foun. f |F I 'lIIJ l|| 1 dation of accepted
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    • 130 11 I PAVILION I f ANOTHER PARAMOUNT SUPER PROGRAMME f KIDBOSTS DtLUXL |f ,vrom(H.n(\ jJIIJ II I I t'l V/ \J I\?^~*jL>- I ■17 DD 1 1 CA N iJnHwßWnfSll* t 1^ TOR the cy- SMfeMMMPMB done of > o m c d y, ffIXT-) l^^^K backs this one with if
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    • 110 11 [Harold i LLOYD I v < t I IN I THE I FRESHMAN i is to be shown at the PAVILION 1 From Monday, the 28th. May Booking now open at i fPATHE (MALAYA) LTD.J t 72, ORCHARD ROAD, Phone No. 338 I PRICES AS USUAL f ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦4»^<»«B»4»«>«Bi»>«><i^»>ib .>♦>♦>•:•♦:♦•>•>♦>•>•:♦•:♦•:♦•:♦•:♦•><♦♦:♦•>•:• <♦•:♦•:♦♦•:♦♦:•♦>♦:♦♦:♦♦:♦•:♦•:♦♦:♦♦:♦♦:•♦>♦:♦•:♦•:♦♦:♦♦:♦•:♦.:♦♦:♦.>.>♦>
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    • 88 12 J "POBINSONQ" FOR VALUE AND SERVICE DURABLE FABRICS I FOR I KIDDIES TOGS. I Mnlerials Hint will siand the hardest ot* vcar and j endless vashini; are always kept m stock. I us send you a s|>erial set of patterns licit are jji fy particalarly aidaptahle lor this purpose. DURO,
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    • 164 12 pkjj^BJK V i '*f j^Hh Btt^f jßmvht-^ \j^ U Ml >Wf i C wmß 'iJiS'T* rf™J me* v > |«r i > JP U**" i Dp jta^^BißßHJ^^^/^ '^^X^E^^ 8 TTJROTECT yourself from the I B < xF^~?m? an S^ rs that lurk m dark- I B i^^tT ness, light the
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    • 59 15 The Anti-Carbon Pair I *Ml^^^7i BRINCS T HA°PPINESS 1 lj ■r^ U^ TO EVERYBODY. d 1 PURE AND NATURAL DRINK I 1 jg^f; -f| Wx f PREPARED FROM THE CHOICEST FRUITS. |j ti^^^^ Healthy and Refreshing 1 1 '■i^w ITAST1 TASTE IT t day I Sole Agents: DIETHELM Go. f
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  • 4377 16  -  CAPTAIN F. H. SHAW I SPECIAL SHORT STORY by it was Afternoon, tod the hla/e of th< Red Sea tun forbade farther work aboard the NeUgharry Gonda Serang shrilled loudly to the perspiring Lascars, who were his especial charge, and whom he, f<»! the ki.Nxi <>i
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  • 751 17 t BEING SMILES OF THE i WEEK. Hv "QmU." A happy WliitMin, dear readers! As usual, most of you will Kpeod it vin<>rou.slv, hittinu or pursuing a l-all of Max kind. May your hitting I* 1 true, and your pursuit successful. And may Tuesday find you, sunburned and happy,
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    • 276 17 fa v GLOOM CLOUDS VANISH and a sense of cheery well-being Speedily; returns when Pinkettes are kept handy to aid the torpid liver and to correct M testinal inactivity. They are an MMUT« passed corrective of constipation, sick headaclies, biliousness, flatulence, offt sive briath, pimply skin. They also quickly relieve
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  • 223 18 \\Y observe with gratification that the "Malay Mail" has mack call Urn none stringent campaign against cruelty t«» animals m tin. Federated Mala) States pointing, incidentally, to the good an<l promising work being dcMM m this coiinectioa m Singapore. Throughout Malaya 10-day then is undoubtedly need for
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  • 323 18 The Malayan Saturday Post. May 20, 1928. P. A. M. POLICY. Reading the Hon'ble Mr. J. S. Arter'i able and thoroughly interesting speed] at the meeting of the Planters' Association of Malaya the other day, the chief impression left upon u> wa> the apparent admission that the P. A.M. is
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  • 266 18 PENANG ON ITS DIGNITY. Penang every now and again reminds ns that it is "the senior Settlement," and thai it resent* what it alleges to be the incorrigible "nppnhiieas" of Singapore. Its evening paper goes so far as to assert somewhat pettishly: "We shall thank Singapore, which has plenty of
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  • 1047 18 Soti by Spu tutor." Dukes vs. Indo-Ceylonese. A Remarkable Game. Tbi best match played Op to date Mm oik- between the Dukes and the In,: Ceylonesc A draw would haw bcei true indication of t lie fMM l»ut tl., Den comers have to blame theinseK for throwing away
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    • 197 18 Adelphi Hotel Singapore. I TEA DANCES EVERY TUESDAY 5.30-7.30 p.m. AFTER DINNER DANCES EVERY WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY AND SATURDAY. ROOF GARDEN CINEMA EVERY SUNDAY AND MONDAY AT 9.30 p.m. Telephone: 937, 938. Telegrams: Adelphi ADELPHI HOTEL, LTD., HARRY H. WILLIES, Managing Director BcPliV^""''^^^^^^^"*^*-^ I *^**x v Perfect Mealtime Drink —Give your
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    • 22 18 %Jv xw JCT^ t^A £v Pr vt k 4^l sore Throat it quickly conquered by taking FORMAMINT 7 A# Gtrm-kil.ing Thrimt TmkUi
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  • 982 19 By the Mystery International. In the Athletic News. To get back to the ordinary League games and the standard of the play; there arc many simple ways m which they could he improved m skill and thus yield more enjoyment to the spectator who is looking for the
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    • 56 19 11 A *o^ lAßO Lo 7| ADELPHI HOTEL 1 ROOF GARDEN CINEMA SUNDAY MAY 27th. 1 J Laura La Plante and Edward Morton m POKER FACES" i i MONDAY MAY, 28th. j; Norman Kerry and Mary Philbin m FIFTH AVENUE MODELS" X f I ADELPHI HOTEL LTD. Harry H. Willies
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  • 547 20 A MALAYAN REVIEW. t ft 1 1 1 A A a A A A A By Argus." Here is another of our holiday weekends, with the- inevitable spate of sporting events several representative cricket matches, Colony vs. F.M.S. lawn tennis at k 1.., a tournament Kaiang,
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    • 477 20 1 ASSURANCE IN FORCE OVER $30,000,000 J ASSETS OVER $8,000,000 w I I The Great Eastern Life Assurance Co., Ltd. j" I (IftCOItrOBATtD IN STIAITS SgTTUMINTS) LONDON OFFICE: 27, Old Jewry Er „HEAD OFFICE: Winchester House, Singapore. y n The Company has £20,000 deposited with the Supreme Court of England
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    • 242 21 V \^C^^ I Jj Behind the Ears v-.--a^s^^^^' 1 L'-X r ll /^J ln the hot weather after Tennis or A I A"_V j Ivfiy/ other exertions a little touch of "4711" ii «Mr -*7 i w^ behind the ears will preserve your charm K« *l vK^ 1 I rl
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    • 606 22 ANEW PLEAS UREi No matter how many other Bibles and Prayer Books you now have, you will find new pleasure m using the lonic-Type editions of the S. P. C. K. the Bible and Prayer Book Society of the Church. Wit h most of us it is a matter of
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    • 101 22 MALAY RECORDS. JUST RECEIVED large assortments of finest Malay records by famous singers. D'SOUZA BROS. MUSIC STORE, 42, Selegie Road, Singapore. TRENGGANU^ PRODUCTS We invite your enquiries on the following RATTAN, DAMAR I HIDES, BRASSWARE (BARANG BARANG TEMBAGAPUTEH), SILK SARONGS, ETC. Write M.0.1. TRENGGANU, UMs I AT COMPARATIVELY LOW PRICE
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    127 23 A lovely bouquet of roses, portrayed by beautiful girls— one of the great revue attractions m Germany. I Demonstration of Dennison'fl Crepe Paper Craft, sealing wax, batik works etc. at the Y.W.C.A. The table on the left <>f the picture is full of paper flowers that almost rival the natural
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  • Page 23 Advertisements
    • 67 23 ANYBODY COIfTEMPLATING TO MAKE A PRESENT TO HIS FRIENDS HAS CERTAINLY I EXPERIENCED DIFFICULTIES IN THE CHOICE. NOW YOU JUST REMEMBER THAT f j Gramophone Records I WILL ALWAYS PROVE A VERY SUITABLE PRESENT, BOUND TO BE MUCH APPRECIATED. BUT WHY JUST BEKA Because "BEKA" is j the Quality Record
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  • 30 24 The tutorial stafl of St. Joseph's Institute fml farewell to Mr. A. K. Surathcc. Seated from (left to right) Brother Dominic, Brother Stephen ft Mr. Surathcc.
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  • 135 24 The Army (Rev. W. Aitken and Capt. J. K. Price) beat the Brokers (R. B. B. Donnell and A. A. A. Paterson), 3-6, 6-2, 6-4. Paterson Donnell Price Aitken V^' subordinate staff of Orient section, Mount Austin Hstute, Johorc Hanru, entertained Mr. F C. Fogh, the
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  • Page 25 Advertisements
    • 317 25 "The Nahe That Stands For f^ THE BESTfI r I i** j^b *2* I I 7 fa *-fc f£^b\ PAT KUAt SK FOR I f(M RIsr IIIT f when you next get your supply. ;.•:•♦:♦•>♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦><*•♦•••*•••••• ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦•>♦♦<♦♦•> KOHLER AUTOMATIC ELECTRIC f LIGHT POWER PLANT. J f t Kohler system re- j
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    • 431 25 TOWN CAFE f IDEAL SITUATION AT 35 RAFFLE 6 QUAY CATERERS FOR CLUBS, ASSOCIATIONS AND PICNIC PARTIES t r T WE SUPPLY 'n wßu^mr***?**' f- We have now obtained Sf t l^ l 9t* *^^sbi^^L-«4- c necessar V license (> I OPEN DAY AND NIGHT PHONE 4789 ORDERS BOOKED IN
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    • 58 26 WEE BROS A UNDERTAKERS I Monumental Masons and Marble I Merchants, I No. 155 SELEGIE ROAD, SINGAPORE. Tel No. 3869. FRESH FLORAL AND ARTIFICIAL WREATHS ALWAYS fN I STOCK. MARBLE MEMORIAL I OF ANY DESIGN MADE TO I ORDER. PROMPT ATTENTION WILL BE GIVEN TO ALL I ORDERS. I CHARGES
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    • 47 27 STRAITS TAXIDERMISTS COY. No. 175, Selegie Road, SINGAPORE. Tel "Taxidermis," Singapore. BIRDS, ANIMALS, GAMEHEAD, ETC. i MOUNTED TRUE TO LIFE. DEALERS IN NATURAL HISTORY SPECIMENS AND REQUISITES OF ALL KINDS. TANNING SNAKE SKIN, PYTHON SKIN, IGUANA AND LIZARD SKIN AND ALL KINDS OF CURIOS, ETC., ETC., ETC.
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    • 369 27 BANNER RECORDS. 1 ELECTRICALLY RECORDED, 10 INCH DOUBLE SIDED. 1 1619 Ban Ham Bamy Shorn Hugo, I u«> where v» 1622 Frit/i Five foot two, eves of Hlue 16 s The Prisoner's Smm What a Kiss can do [691 Thanks for the Buggy Kick Behind the Clouds 1700 Heel Me
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  • 1078 28 The world travtllei who viaiti Nti Y,.ik lot the- tirst tone is always ret] much impressed with the complexity 0 the- city's traffic problem. Built M I is upon a narrow island but I few mile long, New York has a street coiigestioi problem to be-
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    • 58 28 BUICK MOTOR HIRING No. 8, Orchard Road. Singapore. Comfortable Reliable Buick Ckn for hire DAY AND NIGHT. S seater Buick cars at $3.70 p. hour net) 7 seater Buick cars at $4.50 H Sports Model and Saloon cars at $3.50 Trips to and from Federated Malay States can be arranged
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    • 316 28 FOR HOUSING SCHEMES! GROEHLERS 1 30, St. Michael's Road. I :j: sincapore. I I MANUFACTURER OF PRECAST CONCRETE POST AND I PANEL COOLIE LINES, BATHROOMS, SENTRY AND I TELEPHONE BOXES, LATRINES AND OTHER BUILDINGS, CANTILEVER AND SQUARE CONCRETE g, I s I. ■*H t LATRINE SEATS, AND ;n^L $rWt I
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    • 619 29 I Koninklyke Paketvaart Maatschappij. I t KOYAL PACKET NAVIGATION CO OP BATAVIA) "5» (lacorporatcd m Holland) 2 > CUDBR CONTRACT WITH THE NETHERLANDS INDIAN GOVBRNMBNT 'I Telephone No. 3640 sub-connections to:— J I Manager's Desk, Afi«t. Manager's Desk, Marine Supt., Uen«ml 1 Freight Dept., Claims Dept., Accountant, Providing Dept. and
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  • Page 29 Miscellaneous
    • 642 29 i CHARITY CROSSWORDS COMPETITION NO. 69 5750 IN PRIZES will be oaid to the successful competitors m this competition. IST PRIZE $450 2ND PRIZE $300. From the profits of the competition 50 will be handed to I ST. ANDREWS HOSPITAL LIFT FUND. A COUPON. I To Charity Crosswords, No. 69,
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    • 574 30 'j WAITES ANTYPYO DENTAL CREAM. ASK FOR FREE **dNHHHM SAMPLE FROM W M YOUR DENTIST, It B L j^^ CHEMIST OR |H PH m* from j^^^tt K^Sw' !m FWCHAPFLK i D£NT/i I BP* 55, Hill St. I CREA^j SINGAPOKt r» ALL OENTISTS ffcJb* f Mflil i DOCTORS ~F^l RECOMMEND IT.
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  • 149 32 THE "IMPERATOR" FIRE EXTINGUISHER REMARKABLE RESULTS A very successful exoneration was given Tan JO n g Pagar las, week wi,h ,he new inven,,on the Extinguisher. KxtinKU!shin X a tract of burning hciucn< 15 feet lon* m less than 1 H> > monst the powder falls the flame, however strong it
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    • 17 33 1 iIIMIMIIIIMNttIMHIIIIIIHHIimiIItttIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIMIIIIIMIIIMimiIIIIHitMIItMIIHHUNIMIh 1 .mi,, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit i iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiHiiimiiimiMH"" ***** ***** 11^ I W^BiTiatchr "il by^anrl EmhH p P/lOnE^/3^63
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    • 92 33 H^BBtVtV rjfli Sl*4 rumbq^i i^kx¥^3 fjQll^l There's no excuse Tor the o MM DOftt 16 JU man who complains that stm goiflg strongf he cannot get good old 1^ Scotch whisky at a reason- A^**/ JOHN LITTLE CO., Lm^o^^x SINCAPORE, PENANC, and KUALA LUMPUR x\ **.>***.2.*.>***.>.> mm v. llflj -JBB^\
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  • 699 34 t+%+aj>+^# MM* 1 well-known parable which I Itg <,| man V DO built his BOO* Oil a rock, and .mother who ,1 J We ail knou which 1 man and which WBS the V\. all l.m.w that t..undati«>-. k arc ftiifci foundations ;lU I) desire that bui philosophy
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  • 521 34 What the Dyspeptic Thinks. Men and women who com< to the table with haggard, drawn 100 pool appetite art to U pitied for their i, existence. Thej an afraid i food which normal, robust persons will enjoy, However hungry they be, even tne lightest meal
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    • 37 34 It Backaches?-w;e/co/ne re//^/ Scatter the painful congestion. Sloans warms and stimulates the l V— O\ blood, breaks up congestion jP\ X M vi/ -banishes the frain !|\y x ff^ bloans Liniment JU; > v> %p -killspain! SfwS^ £/V»(
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    • 139 34 A -^J I We offer |J f OUR COMPOSITION EBONITE f ELECTRIC HI TINGS I Unbreakable M i Cleats. Insulators and Insulating-Tubes 1 Approved by I I The Electrical Engineer I I of the Singapore Municipality. I ENQUIRIES I u To make any special article m SOLICITED. 1 I The
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  • 935 35 HAT GREAT PEOPLE SAY. ■,-asare scarce as *M: >»•' 111 U oughts c-nUucc all U* J** pursue, i. uninterruptedly -< I: „f consequence, J» fc iT arc' .H.'rsp.c.uty. amplitude lu,tnc«: the three """""^J^ I knee, how circumspect we ought m the management I "V walrus might as well pride jl.'.n
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    • 350 35 > v<• iii ll' V H fl V W < Wl A I I Gout may appear quite suddenly above all with per«on.s R wf II i that do not despise thr joys of a cood meal The /Km/ If U nrplus of uric acid accumulation m the orßanism Ift
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    • 447 36 WATCHES OMEGA ROSKOPF TAVANNES CYMA JEWELLED LEVER MOVEMENTB NICKEL POCKET from $5.00 WRIST 12.50 SILVEE POCKET 17.50 h WRIST 20.00 .< i WST f WATER PROOF 28.it COLD POCKET 40.00 WRIST 18.50 C 18 ct 75.00 <• tNSTf WATER PRO9F 14 ci 65.00 STOP-WATCHES from 12.50 EVERY WATCH GUARANTEED REPAIRS
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